Friday, November 03, 2006

Harry Truman is rolling over in his grave

I know you are going to find this hard to believe (chuckle), but the terrorists are endorsing the Democratic party! I'm not joking about this. This is for real. Leaders of different terror cells have literally come out and urged Muslims here in America to vote for Democrats in the upcoming elections on Tuesday. In World Net Daily, they actually spoke with some of these terrorists. Jihad Jaara, the senior member of Al Asq........oh, who gives a crap. WND talked with a sand monkey, who leads a large group of sand monkeys, and he stated that they would love for the Dems to be in power because they know how they feel about the War on Terror. He went on to say, "evacuation would prove that resistence works and would compel jihadists to continue fighting until America is destroyed." He goes on to say that America is tired and we can't handle much more of this war. That's why they are encouraging all Muslim Americans to vote democrat. They figure if the dems win, America will cut and run. Do you know what this would mean? If we run, they will chase. They will chase us back to our own country.
If I'm, the President, scary, I know, I send over a little more shock and awe. If they want to play games like that, I would make sure we sent a little message like the day before the election. Monday, I would drop about 200 smart bombs on strategic targets, I would find out who these terror leaders were and send in the assasins. They can't be too hard to find, they are doing interviews for heaven's sake!!
So just a little food for thought. If you vote Democrat on Tuesday, you are voting for the same people that the terrorists want you to. You are supporting their cause. They have stated it plainly. Boy, that would make me proud.
In Nuge we trust
Hippies

5 comments:

Big Shaky said...

by the way, i just read that when the press asked kennedy, both clintons, pelosi, and kerry, NONE of them would comment at all about the endorsement of the terrorists!! this is beautiful! kerry's comments about uneducated troops, dems being endorsed by terrorist cells, stick a fork in 'em! they are done!

Josh said...

I don't know. I still think there are enough blind liberals out there to make their case. As much as I hate it, I think it'll be a pretty close race. Stupid hippies.

Anonymous said...

What exactly is a "sand monkey" and where are they native to? Are they in the same family as the "porch monkey", "gook", "kraut", etc.?

Josh said...

I believe that they are native to the Middle East, but it seems that they are becoming more common all over the world. They can be recognized by their distinctive characteristics of fully masked faces and carrying sub-machine guns. Their bahavioral characteristics include severing live hostages' heads on television and blowing up innocent people in the name of Allah.

Listen, "confused," don't make this into something racial. These terrorists don't deserve any political correctness. Hippie.

Big Shaky said...

yes, that's a fantastic name for yourself confused. if you weren't so busy demonstrating your hate for America and what is true and right, you would have read that I call TERRORISTS sand monkeys. no, i have no remorse for calling them that either. if i was sure that my momma wasn't going to read this, i would call them much worse! i have no problem with the honest hard-working people of iraq. in fact, i have much respect for them and what they have had to perservere. it's the radical killers and cowardly suicide bombers that i can't stomache. but, you already knew that. you just like to stir the pot. lefty.