Tuesday, October 17, 2006

WHOOPTY-FREAKIN'-DOO!!!

TODAY, BIG NEWS IS THAT THE USA JUST REACHED THE 300,000,000 MARK. GREAT!! WE'RE MAKING THIS THE TOP STORY OF THE DAY? AS A DEER HUNTER, TO ME, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO THIN THE HERD A LITTLE IF YOU ASK ME. AND I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA WHO I THINK WE SHOULD START WITH......

HOW ABOUT THIS LYNNE STEWART WOMAN. REMEMBER? CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER.......CAME TO THE DEFENSE OF THE BLIND SHIEK WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR PLOTTING TO DESTROY 5 NEW YORK LAND MARKS AND ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF EGYPT? WHILE HE WAS IN JAIL, SHE PASSED NOTES AND IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO HIS CRONIES ON THE OUTSIDE!!! SHE ONLY RECEIVIED 28 MONTHS IN THE COOLER!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AND HOW ABOUT THE JUDGE THAT ONLY GAVE HER JUST OVER 2 YEARS WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET 30?!?! YET SHE STILL CLAIMS SHE IS NOT A TRAITOR. YEAH, AND I'M NOT POOR AND FAT.

YIPPEE!!! 300,00,00 PEOPLE LIVING IN AMERICA! HOW ABOUT NANCY PALOSI AND HILLARY CLINTON? LET'S JUST MAKE SURE THEY GET ANY HIGHER IN RANKS THAN THEY ALREADY ARE! CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM AS PRESIDENT AND VICE? THAT WOULD BE LIKE A 4 YEAR OPRAH BOOK CLUB! THE WAY THESE 2 THINK AND THE WAY THEY ARE TRYING TO LEAD THEIR DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS DOWNRIGHT SCARY! WHO WOULD BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE? ELLEN DEGENERATE?? I BET ROSIE O'DONNELL WOULD BE THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. SHE WOULDN'T STOP SPEAKING. SHE WOULD PROBABLY BE THE EATER OF THE HOUSE TOO.

THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE THOUSANDS THAT ARE POLLUTING MY GREAT NATION AND DESTROYING THE VALUES AND MORALS THAT WE USED TO HOLD DEAR IN THIS COUNTRY. THE LORD BLESSED RONALD REAGAN IN HIS LAST FEW YEARS OF LIFE. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE WHAT HE HELPED TO MAKE GREAT, BE DESTROYED. GOD BLESS HIM.

JUST LIKE THE OVERPOPULATION OF DEER CAUSES ACCIDENTS AND DISEASE.........LOOKS LIKE THE OVERPOPULATION OF RIDICULOUS PEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY ARE CAUSING THE EXACT SAME THING!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about some Cards/Mets talk? This blog licks balls because you all, in fact, lick balls.

Josh said...

It's good to see the left bring in their solid vocabulary to back up their stance.

Big Shaky said...

Let's talk about us Tom. I have no problem with that at all! What do you want to know hippie?

Big Shaky said...

Hillary Clinton is anti-gun (unconstitutional), she is for the killing of babies (murder), she is for socialized medicine. Have you ever dealt with socialized medicine? I doubt it. I have when I was on a mission for my church in Canada. I had a pretty serious back injury. They put me on a 7 month waiting list JUST TO GET AN MRI. In the meantime, they put me through all kinds of ridiculous "treatments" when they didn't even know the root cause. I believe that either Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean , or someone like that will have the White House some day. I believe this because of the politically correct cowards that fill this country anymore and don't remember what honor, patriotism, and love of country and what it stands for. Hippie.